What is the best dessert ever?

Bacon-wrapped, milk-dipped Oreos.

First of all, buy a pack of Oreos, a bottle of milk and bacon. Fry the bacon, then wrap the Oreo up in the bacon. Dip in a glass of milk. Enjoy the rhapsodic delight of this luscious dessert. 

Or crunchy peanut butter if you don't want anything fancy.